raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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stereobouquet:

Since I noticed a bunch of you guys were saying that you were unable to go to Warped Tour this year, I really wanted a way to give you some part of the Warped experience. Basically the idea was whoever wins this can pretend they went. This is also another thank you for all the love and support I’ve gotten this year and especially this summer with my photography. You’re all the best and I don’t ever want you to forget it.

The rules and such:

  • You must be following me. I know, I know, it’s kind of obnoxious. But this is supposed to be something nice for my followers. I only post bands so if you’re interested in winning these prizes chances are you’ll like my blog anyway. I will check, the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me.
  • You can only reblog once. Likes don’t count but you are allowed to like to bookmark the post.
  • The winner will be chosen randomly and then contacted over Tumblr message. If the person doesn’t respond in 72 hours it will be re-drawn.
  • You have until September 26th to reblog this. The winner will be chosen and announced the same day.
  • I will pay for shipping in the US, if you’re not from America we’ll figure something out.
  • Want better chances of winning? Follow my Instagram (@rosaliezack) and message me saying you did so, you will be entered into the raffle five more times. smallcribe to my YouTube channel (stereobouquet/Rosalie Zack) and message me saying you did so, you will be entered into the raffle five more times. If you create a fansign using either my name or my URL, post it to Tumblr, then tag it with stereobouquet, you can get up to ten more entries (the amount of entries depends on the effort you put into it).You can go onto my Instagram (@rosaliezack) and tag whichever artist is in my photo telling them something like “hey check out this picture of you” to help me have them see my photography. Every one time you do it will be one extra entry, you can do as many as you’d like. Once you do message me here saying which ones you did etc so I can check it out. (If they actually do like it/repost it I’ll add in a few extra entries for ya).
  • There will only be one winner of all the prizes. However, I am hosting a smaller giveaway here with multiple winners that you might want to check out.
  • Want to see all these items moving around with my face and explanations and other lovely things? Check out this video (specifically the end).

What you can win:

  • Keep A Breast “I heart boobies” unisex t-shirt in medium
  • All Time Low hustler rubber bracelet
  • Keep A Breast “I heart boobies” rubber bracelet
  • Canon lens rubber bracelet
  • Warped Tour 2014 official program
  • Sleeper Agent coaster type thing
  • To Write Love On Her Arms Jess Bowen poster card signed by Jess Bowen
  • Yellow Journeys sunglasses
  • Two Journeys ribbon bracelets/get $5 off of a $25 dollar or more purchase coupons
  • Warped Tour guitar pick earrings
  • Four Vans Warped Tour stickers
  • Tie-dyed Glamour Kills sticker/10% off online coupon
  • Protomen sticker
  • Vans Warped Tour 2014 pink checkered drawstring bag
  • Vans Warped Tour 2014 bandana
  • Victory Records catalog
  • Victory Records music sampler
  • Acoustic Dreams EP by Echosmith, signed by Sydney Sierota and Jamie Sierota
  • Forever Halloween album by The Maine including the disc for Forever Halloween Deluxe Edition
  • Limited edition poster sized Vans Warped Tour 20th Anniversary pre-sale ticket
  • Limited edition Vans Warped Tour 20th Anniversary commemorative tag

stereobouquet:

Here’s another little giveaway for you! The people at the Vans tent and the man who prints the special edition tickets were nice enough to share these things with me so I can share them with you all.

How it’ll work:

  • You must be following me. I know, I know, it’s kind of obnoxious. But this is supposed to be something nice for my followers. I only post bands so if you’re interested in winning these prizes chances are you’ll like my blog anyway. I will check, the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me.
  • There are 17 Vans Warped Tour stickers, 21 Warped Tour limited edition commemorative tags, and 9 Warped Tour 20th Anniversary limited edition posters.
  • There will be multiple winners.
  • You can only win one of each item. Meaning you can’t get two of the same but you can get all three.
  • You can reblog this as many times as you’d like to increase your chances. Likes do not count.
  • There are no ways to get extra entries as the way to get extra here is just to reblog multiple times.
  • You have until September 26th to enter.
  • The winners will be chosen randomly and then contacted over Tumblr message. If the person doesn’t respond in 72 hours it will be re-drawn.
  • I will pay for shipping anywhere in an envelope/padded envelope. If you live out of USA and don’t want specifically the poster to be rolled up and instead mailed flat you would be responsible for shipping costs.
  • Want to win more stuff? Check out my other Warped Tour giveaway!

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thenamallama:

When a comment ruins a post you were about to reblog, and you’re on mobile

Omg ikr


n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

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ptv-network:

@piercethevic: Me and @dankorneff say whatup!!

Damn bby youre hair got so long

ptv-network:

@piercethevic: Me and @dankorneff say whatup!!

Damn bby youre hair got so long


notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

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ofmiceeandmenn:

Can you feel my heart ~ Bring Me The Horizon

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hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life

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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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tfios-lovers:

OMG CARA DELEVIGNE!! She’s one of my favourite models but I never thought about her playing Margo… Anyway, let’s wait and see what she can do!


sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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