NEw York  is like 2 states away from Ohio I dont believe this


stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

Meeeeee!!!! Its my birthday!!!!!!

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vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

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avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

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katara:

the-goddamazon:

miradori:

mandavee:

mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

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…what the fuck

BRUH

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laurencook94:

journolist:

When #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Happens in Print: 

Section from the Rolling Stone profile of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of two brothers who committed the Boston Marathon bombings vs section from the New York Times profile of Michael Brown, who was shot and killed by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer Darren Wilson. 

H/T to @daviddtss 

Fuck

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whimiscott:

frosla55:

i have 3 moods:

  1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. ????????????????
  3. ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?

There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes me really mad.

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petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

kawaiirostam:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

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me when i go out: oh shit gotta wear one of my nicer band t-shirts

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin

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